Since cats always land on their feet and toast always lands jelly-side down, what happens when you spread jelly on the
back of a toasted cat?
I regrettably - or is it thankfully, I can't remember - do not own a cat to test this on.

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This cat fell cup side down. |

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them, would they still grow, only to
be troubled and insecure?

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Sorry, I had to censor it. Parents look at these sites. |
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