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Johnny has finally noticed that he has his own personal page on this website, so now he will begin to update it more often. The entire list of John-isms is up again so have a look at that. 

For a full list of the Johnisms click here!

 
Since cats always land on their feet and toast always lands jelly-side down, what happens when you spread jelly on the back of a toasted cat?
 
I regrettably - or is it thankfully, I can't remember - do not own a cat to test this on.

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This cat fell cup side down.

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

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Sorry, I had to censor it. Parents look at these sites.

Hell hath no fury like a woman... with horns.
 
This one is actually the first James-ism, which I promptly stole.

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She looks more like a sheep than a demon...

 
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

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Hah! Scientific proof!

Contact me (John) here: J_to_the_B@hotmail.com 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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